- Player: QQ
- Name: Ashley Steele
- Meaning: Oh god what is that idiot doing now
- Nicknames: Ash, Crazy Koala, Goddamn Idiot
- Gender: Male
- Age: 27
- Nationality: Australian
- Build: Short, stocky, and stupid.
- Height: 5' 4
- Weight: Not a clue!
- Team: BLU? He forgets sometimes...
- Job Class: Pyro
- Current Load-Out:
- Stock Flamethrower
- Parents: Mann-CO engineers (Deceased)
- Siblings: Mann-CO engineer
- Offspring: Babi boy (Deceased)
BURNS THINGS AND GETS IN FIGHTS
Ashley was born and raised on a Mann-CO weapon development facility, where he cultivated an intense love for incredibly sophisticated technology that's sole purpose is murder. It was there that he learned to fight anything that moves/doesn't move, eat nails and radiation for breakfast, and grow mustaches at will (possibly from the aforementioned radiation).
Though surrounded by the most advanced tech on earth, Ashley proved to be a complete luddite. His ineptitude with machinery transcended the realm of incompetence; he had a gift. Even today, Ashley is the equivalent of a human sapper.
Despite all this, he had a pretty sweet life at Mann-CO. Had a job as a product tester. If technology could survive Ashley for even five minutes, it was ready to ship. And he was generally liked by the other Mann-CO employees, who deemed him appropriately manly, and found his luddite idiocy charming.
Until he broke respawn.
Then he joined Blu.
Strengths & WeaknessesEdit
- High stamina
- Ability to create chaos
- Strangely high tolerance to radiation, particularly in food...
- Dumb as a rock
- A love of machinery that unabashedly approaches fetish territory.
- Inability to use complex/simple technology (from toasters to, at times, even his own gun) without breaking it.
Though generally very friendly, Ashley doesn't make deep connections with people too easy.
- Bonnie: Goodtimes blowing this lass and himself up with her own mines (Ashley was merely returning them to her...)
- Dr. Tailor: One of Ashley's favorite drinking buddies, Ashley is always willing to share a Mann-CO Isotopic Lager with the good doctor.
- Donna: WHATA WOMAN. Ashley has a major crush on the Heavy ever since she sucker punched him.
- Nicolas: Sets a mean fire. They are pyrobros 4lyfe, regardless of being mortal enemies or whatnot.
- Asher: Bossman what creeps.
- Andy: One of the first Blus Ashley met, he warmed up to Andy quick when the guy showed he could take a punch. PyroBro 4lyfe.
- Hahanah: Aussie DemoBro. Except a girl.
- Kalina: Ashley sneaks into her shop to oggle the buildings a lot. And dies a lot. Worth it.
- Orira: They met on the new recruit train. Gorgeous lady. Ashley wonders about her now and then.