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Dumb as Hell

  • Player: QQ
  • Name: Ashley Steele
  • Meaning: Oh god what is that idiot doing now
  • Nicknames: Ash, Crazy Koala, Goddamn Idiot
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: 27
  • Nationality: Australian
  • Build: Short, stocky, and stupid.
  • Height: 5' 4
  • Weight: Not a clue!


  • Team: BLU? He forgets sometimes...
  • Job Class: Pyro
  • Current Load-Out:
Stock Flamethrower
Shotgun
Homewrecker


  • Parents: Mann-CO engineers (Deceased)
  • Siblings: Mann-CO engineer
  • Offspring: Babi boy (Deceased)


PersonalityEdit

BURNS THINGS AND GETS IN FIGHTS

HistoryEdit

Ashley was born and raised on a Mann-CO weapon development facility, where he cultivated an intense love for incredibly sophisticated technology that's sole purpose is murder. It was there that he learned to fight anything that moves/doesn't move, eat nails and radiation for breakfast, and grow mustaches at will (possibly from the aforementioned radiation).

Though surrounded by the most advanced tech on earth, Ashley proved to be a complete luddite. His ineptitude with machinery transcended the realm of incompetence; he had a gift. Even today, Ashley is the equivalent of a human sapper.

Despite all this, he had a pretty sweet life at Mann-CO. Had a job as a product tester. If technology could survive Ashley for even five minutes, it was ready to ship. And he was generally liked by the other Mann-CO employees, who deemed him appropriately manly, and found his luddite idiocy charming.

Until he broke respawn.

Then he joined Blu.

Strengths & WeaknessesEdit

Strengths

  • Fearless
  • High stamina
  • Unpredictability
  • Ability to create chaos
  • Strangely high tolerance to radiation, particularly in food...

Weaknesses

  • Reckless
  • Dumb as a rock
  • A love of machinery that unabashedly approaches fetish territory.
  • Inability to use complex/simple technology (from toasters to, at times, even his own gun) without breaking it.

RelationshipsEdit

Though generally very friendly, Ashley doesn't make deep connections with people too easy.

RED

  • Bonnie: Goodtimes blowing this lass and himself up with her own mines (Ashley was merely returning them to her...)
  • Dr. Tailor: One of Ashley's favorite drinking buddies, Ashley is always willing to share a Mann-CO Isotopic Lager with the good doctor.
  • Donna: WHATA WOMAN. Ashley has a major crush on the Heavy ever since she sucker punched him.
  • Nicolas: Sets a mean fire. They are pyrobros 4lyfe, regardless of being mortal enemies or whatnot.

BLU

  • Asher: Bossman what creeps.
  • Andy: One of the first Blus Ashley met, he warmed up to Andy quick when the guy showed he could take a punch. PyroBro 4lyfe.
  • Hahanah: Aussie DemoBro. Except a girl.
  • Kalina: Ashley sneaks into her shop to oggle the buildings a lot. And dies a lot. Worth it.
  • Orira: They met on the new recruit train. Gorgeous lady. Ashley wonders about her now and then.

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